I stole this from a lot of people who were already doing it (some of them even pretended to have valid excuses to do it)

I edited out the questions everyone has already seen/will never care about ever.
HA if you just copy this from me YOU'RE FUCKED well no actually the questions I took out really do suck.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

I have a scar on my face, my right cheek going horizontally but I actually don't know how I got it.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

The roof is on top of the walls.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

I snore lightly I think. I don't regularly listen to myself sleep.

4. NO

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

Really early in the morning sometime.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

That special someone <3

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

That special someone :'(

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?

My body.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

5'10/11

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Never have.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

I get PUNCHY in the dark... or sexy ;D

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

Ennio Morricone

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?

Losing her

14. NO

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?

I expect it will be funny yet exceedingly romantic, if it ever happens

16. NO

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

MEAT. Every single one.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Meat Pizza, duh. You can't ask the above question and not expect it.

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?

Shit brown.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?

I... no.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

The earliest one I can remember is treasure from my great grandfather. He was abroad and my mom told me he was sailing at one point, so I drew him a treasure map and sent it to him. Apparently he found it!

22. YES

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

No, and I'm kind of thankful.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

Shit brown.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

31.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?

Purplettes

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?

At the moment: "That's alotta nuts!"

33. FAVORITE PLACE?

At a throwing wheel.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

Yes!

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

Having my hair played with.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

Tommy Lee Jones (kind of a dick), Sylvester Stallone (awesome (and short!)), Joe Cartoon (whoa nostalgia).

37. FIRST JOB?

Working the farm.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

Quite a few when I was younger.

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?

Probably!

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?

Reading it.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

My wisdom teeth needed to be surgically removed. Also an ingrown toenail - it sounds pathetic but that sucker was monstrous.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

Used to be: My hair
Lately: My hair and my body

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

Yeah (they didn't work (this is not to say I have snaggleteeth or something, they look alright)).

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Sex. And maybe some money.. SUPER POWERS.

45. DENIED

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Not really, though rumor has it my middle name has something to do with Elvis.. I have a feeling my parents are just giving me a hard time though.

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Smoking. Fake tans. The pursed lips expression. Stupidity.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?

Art class, and my teachers.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

I don't remember and I don't feel like going and looking. The cheapest.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Yeah it's scrawly and kind of manly for handwriting.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Pastrami.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

Picking my teeth I guess.

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?

Yeah..

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

We'd fight first, then be friends.

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?

In the past I would have. Things have changed in my life where I no longer need it.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

Yes but I don't mean in a shallow way. We're human, get over it.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Working out (this works for sexual frustration too)

58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.

Holy shit 58? If I lost 58 pounds I'd be lighter than Gnat, and if I gained it I'd be like a Russian bodybuilder (fat is not an option).

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Legos!

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

48 'contacts'.

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?

Not really. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for me.

63. Do you use sarcasm?

Pff NO (yes).

64. OATS AND SQUATS

65. WTF DUH I DUH

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Deucer, Deuce, Buddha

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?

I can never decide on these because I love powers and stuff hhff so cool. Telekinesis is pretty cool, but it's always underplayed in movies and media and always leaves me disappointed.. Actually most supers movies does this. I want to see shit go insane Akira style (without the gross mutating thing).

Also electrical powers are pretty awesome when you really explore the extent of what you could do.

I'd really cruelly exploit any sort of time manipulation... Actually now is a good time to point out that if I was given super powers of any significant extent I would probably be too tempted to abuse them and thus become a villain. Also this is apparently going to be my longest response in this goddamn quiz.

I'd like the ability to bend reality at my will please.

68. DIEDIEDIEDIE

69. WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?

I prefer to move on. Unless we're talking 'you killed my father' sort of enemies.. then, VENGEANCE!

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

French Vanilla or Mint.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

And other people's fingers and toes!

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?

Two!

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?

Sleep!

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?

Space!

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

YES. EVERYONE.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

Brothersport by Animal Collective

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

Water!

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?.

Gnat!

79. 79. 79. 79. 79. 79. 79.

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?

Gnat!

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

deviantART.

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?

Fall and spring.

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?

I don't eat candy (reese's peanut butter cups).

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?

Yes!

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Average: Ultradark brown.
In the sun: Shit brown.

86. THIS IS A NORMAL AVERAGE BORING SURVEY QUESTION GO DIE

87. SHOE SIZE?

10 wide.. usually... Buying shoes is hard.

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?

Jimmy John's.

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?

Mulligan's. No it's not a chain.

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?

I do!

91. WATCH TV TODAY?

Geekgate Nerdiverse on the DVR.

92. I just didn't like this question, I have to admit

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

A lot of them play on my iPod.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

Undefined centrist-libertarian with socialist tendencies and a dash of republican gunlove.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

They go together nicely to be honest.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationship.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

Peanuts

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?

I look good in a maid costume.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

FM21-76 US Army Survival Manual

Random Fact #100

You just lost the game.