I stole this from a lot of people who were already doing it (some of them even pretended to have valid excuses to do it)

I edited out the questions everyone has already seen/will never care about ever.
HA if you just copy this from me YOU'RE FUCKED well no actually the questions I took out really do suck.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

I have a scar on my face, my right cheek going horizontally but I actually don't know how I got it.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

The roof is on top of the walls.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

I snore lightly I think. I don't regularly listen to myself sleep.

4. NO

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

Really early in the morning sometime.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

That special someone <3

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

That special someone :'(

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?

My body.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

5'10/11

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Never have.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

I get PUNCHY in the dark... or sexy ;D

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

Ennio Morricone

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?

Losing her

14. NO

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?

I expect it will be funny yet exceedingly romantic, if it ever happens

16. NO

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

MEAT. Every single one.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Meat Pizza, duh. You can't ask the above question and not expect it.

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?

Shit brown.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?

I... no.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

The earliest one I can remember is treasure from my great grandfather. He was abroad and my mom told me he was sailing at one point, so I drew him a treasure map and sent it to him. Apparently he found it!

22. YES

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

No, and I'm kind of thankful.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

Shit brown.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

31.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?

Purplettes

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?

At the moment: "That's alotta nuts!"

33. FAVORITE PLACE?

At a throwing wheel.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

Yes!

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

Having my hair played with.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

Tommy Lee Jones (kind of a dick), Sylvester Stallone (awesome (and short!)), Joe Cartoon (whoa nostalgia).

37. FIRST JOB?

Working the farm.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

Quite a few when I was younger.

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?

Probably!

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?

Reading it.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

My wisdom teeth needed to be surgically removed. Also an ingrown toenail - it sounds pathetic but that sucker was monstrous.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

Used to be: My hair
Lately: My hair and my body

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

Yeah (they didn't work (this is not to say I have snaggleteeth or something, they look alright)).

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Sex. And maybe some money.. SUPER POWERS.

45. DENIED

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Not really, though rumor has it my middle name has something to do with Elvis.. I have a feeling my parents are just giving me a hard time though.

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Smoking. Fake tans. The pursed lips expression. Stupidity.

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?

Art class, and my teachers.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

I don't remember and I don't feel like going and looking. The cheapest.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Yeah it's scrawly and kind of manly for handwriting.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Pastrami.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

Picking my teeth I guess.

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?

Yeah..

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

We'd fight first, then be friends.

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?

In the past I would have. Things have changed in my life where I no longer need it.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

Yes but I don't mean in a shallow way. We're human, get over it.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

Working out (this works for sexual frustration too)

58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.

Holy shit 58? If I lost 58 pounds I'd be lighter than Gnat, and if I gained it I'd be like a Russian bodybuilder (fat is not an option).

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Legos!

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

48 'contacts'.

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?

Not really. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for me.

63. Do you use sarcasm?

Pff NO (yes).

64. OATS AND SQUATS

65. WTF DUH I DUH

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Deucer, Deuce, Buddha

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?

I can never decide on these because I love powers and stuff hhff so cool. Telekinesis is pretty cool, but it's always underplayed in movies and media and always leaves me disappointed.. Actually most supers movies does this. I want to see shit go insane Akira style (without the gross mutating thing).

Also electrical powers are pretty awesome when you really explore the extent of what you could do.

I'd really cruelly exploit any sort of time manipulation... Actually now is a good time to point out that if I was given super powers of any significant extent I would probably be too tempted to abuse them and thus become a villain. Also this is apparently going to be my longest response in this goddamn quiz.

I'd like the ability to bend reality at my will please.

68. DIEDIEDIEDIE

69. WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?

I prefer to move on. Unless we're talking 'you killed my father' sort of enemies.. then, VENGEANCE!

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

French Vanilla or Mint.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

And other people's fingers and toes!

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?

Two!

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?

Sleep!

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?

Space!

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

YES. EVERYONE.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

Brothersport by Animal Collective

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

Water!

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?.

Gnat!

79. 79. 79. 79. 79. 79. 79.

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?

Gnat!

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

deviantART.

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?

Fall and spring.

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?

I don't eat candy (reese's peanut butter cups).

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?

Yes!

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Average: Ultradark brown.
In the sun: Shit brown.

86. THIS IS A NORMAL AVERAGE BORING SURVEY QUESTION GO DIE

87. SHOE SIZE?

10 wide.. usually... Buying shoes is hard.

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?

Jimmy John's.

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?

Mulligan's. No it's not a chain.

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?

I do!

91. WATCH TV TODAY?

Geekgate Nerdiverse on the DVR.

92. I just didn't like this question, I have to admit

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

A lot of them play on my iPod.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

Undefined centrist-libertarian with socialist tendencies and a dash of republican gunlove.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

They go together nicely to be honest.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationship.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

Peanuts

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?

I look good in a maid costume.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

FM21-76 US Army Survival Manual

Random Fact #100

You just lost the game.

Tell me what you did today and I will comment on your life some more.
Also answer me these questions three:

What are you drawing now/planning on drawing soon?
What are you doing/going to be for halloween?
What do you need most right now?

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I needed to change my journal so I said OKAY

L O V E
1. Do you like anyone?: Yes

2. Do they know it?: Yes

3. Simple or complicated?: Complicated, lol.



IN - T H E - L A S T - M O N T H - H A V E - Y O U

4. Bought something: Yes

5. Gotten sick?: No, thank god. Mono hepatitis of the liver simultaneous with jaundice and tonsillitis was enough for a good few years I think.

6. Been hugged?: Nope.

7. Felt stupid?: Constantly

8. Talked to an ex?: No

9. Missed someone: Lots

10. Failed a test: Yes, I didn't make it into NASA 8C

11. Danced: In the shower

12. Gotten your hair cut?: Just today actually, though it was more of a trim

13. Lied: Not that I can recall


U N I Q U E

14. Nervous habits?: None I can think of.

15. Are you double jointed? No

16. Can you roll your tongue?: No but I wish I could. I practice!

17. Can you raise one eyebrow? Both of them, very high

18. Can you cross your eyes?: Yes

19. Do you make your bed daily?: I try to but forget often

20. Do you think you are unique?: Yes


H A V E - Y O U - E V E R'S

21. Said "I Love you": Yes

22. Given money to a homeless person: Yes

23. Waited all night for a phone call?: Nope

24. Snuck out?: A few times.

25. Sat and looked at the stars?: Yes, when I the weather isn’t shit.


M A N N E R S

26. Do you swear/curse?: Yes, when the occasion calls for extreme expression.

27. Do you ever spit?: God no.

28. You cook your own food?: Very well, too!

29. You do your own chores?: Yeah but I procrastinate like crazy

30. You like beef jerky?: Yes, and not that storebought ass either. Homemade... wait what does this have to do with manners?

31. You're happy with your life?: Quite!

32. You own a dog?: Not anymore :T

33. You spend your money wisely?: I save it as much as possible and I'm cheap

34. Do you like to swim?: LOVE it

35. When you get bored do you call a friend?: No


D O - Y O U - P R E F E R'S

36. Flowers or angels?: TRUCKS AND GUNS AND EXPLOSIONS AND.. bricks, I don't know.

37. Gray or black?: Greatly depends

38. Colour or black and white photos?: Black and white.

39. Lust or love?: Both >;D

40. Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset

41. M&Ms or Skittles?: I don't like candy :T

42. Staying up late or waking up early?: I get my 8 hours no matter what.

43. Hot or cold?: See this one is always tough because I like wearing layers but I also like bare feet.

44. Winter or Fall?: Fall

45. Left or right?: Right

46. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?: latter

47. Sunshine or rain? SUNSHINE = chilling on a rock soaking up the rays, awh yeah.


M O R E - H A V E - Y O U - E V E R S

48. Slept in a bed of the opposite sex?: Yes.

49. Hooked up in the woods?: No

50. Hooked up in the shower?: Not yet ;D

51. Been asked out?: Yes

52. Stolen money from a friend?: No, though a few still owe me.

53. Slept naked?: Yeah, it's nice

54. Been in a fist fight?: A handful

55. Snuck out of your house?: Wasn’t this asked already?

56. Had a crush on a teacher?: Pff no haha

57. Seen someone die?: Yes

58. Been on an airplane? Yeah!

59. Slept all day?: Only when I was ill

60. Missed someone so much it hurt?: Yes

61. Fallen asleep during school?: Funny story, that. Normally I am very attentive in class, but god.. this one history class... So I walk in the first day, sit up front and with my notebook and pencil like a nerd, and I'm all ready to go when the teacher gets up. The moment he starts talking, I just pass the fuck out. This happens EVERY class, I'm barely able to stay conscious. But it's a medieval heroes and villains course, gilgamesh and beowulf and the like, and I already knew everything so I aced all the exams anyway. I puzzled the fuck out of that professor.

62. Been lonely?: Yes

63. Cheated in a game?: Yes

64. Been to the ER?: No

65. Been in a car accident?: BUS accident. My school bus went over on its side when it was icy once. Also hit a deer once too, but I swear that thing intended to get smashed.

66. Had detention?: XD ... yes

67. Cried yourself to sleep?: No

68. Sung in the shower?: Yes

69. Kissed a complete stranger?: No

70. Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes.

71. Regretted hurting someone?: Not that I can recall

72. Regretted loving someone?: Yes, twice.

73. Been SUPER happy?: Yes!


What a strange number to end on.

-First thing you wash in the shower?
Armpits

- What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black with a single red star on it /communist

- Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
No.

- Do you plan outfits?
I have on occasion, and DAMN I looked good.

- How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Happy

- Who was the last person you kissed?
Katie

- Person before that?
I don't recall

- What are you craving right now?
A certain someone ;D

- What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Uh.. a cabbage.

- Do you make prank calls?
Not anymore

- Ever hooked up with some one out of state?
Yes, one of my exes was not from my state.

- Do you sleep with any stuffed animals?
No

- Would you dance to the taco song?
I probably already have without knowing.

- Have you ever counted to 1,000?
No

- Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Lick

- Do you like anyone right now?
Yes

- What do you think of crickets?
Dapper fellows.

- Have you ever met a celebrity?
Sylvester Stallone, Tommy Lee Jones, Joe Cartoon.
Joe Cartoon was by far the coolest.

- Do you like cottage cheese?
No.

- What are you listening to right now?
Gnat C:

- Would you go sky diving?
YES I WANT TO BADLY

- Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
No

- Would you throw potatoes at him?
No because I wouldn’t be there

- Is there anything sparkly on you?
My TWILIGHT GLIMMER

- Do you rent movies often?
Yes. Back when I used to work at a video rental store we could rent three movies for free at any time. I probably watched four or five movies a week.

- Who sits behind you in your math class?
I don't have math classes anymore

- Can you count backwards from 74?
If I cared to, yeah

- Who are you going to be with tonight??
I will be alone tonight 8(

- Brown or white egg?
No preference

- Ever been on a train?
Never

- Ever told someone you loved them?
Yes

- Do you have a cell phone?
Yeah, but its a brick. And only calls and texts.

- Are you a virgin?
No

- Any kids?
No

- What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Hanging out with Deucer!

- Ever had cream puffs?
No

- Ever had Breaded Shrimp?
Yeah, it's pretty good

- Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Nope

- What was the last question you asked?
"What are you doing tomorrow?"

- What was the last CD you bought?
Mars Volta, 'The Bedlam in Goliath'. It was disappointing.

- What is/was your bus number for school?
It changes, though usually it's 10##.

- Is your hair curly?
When it gets too long sometimes

- Last time you cried?
Probably listening to powerful music (IT MAKES ME TEAR UP SOMETIMES OKAY, MUSIC IS POWERFUL SHIT)

- Ever walked into a wall?
Y.. yes

- Ever walked UP a wall?
THERE IS NO SPOON

- Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
What the fuck is that?

- What's your favorite number?
42

- Favorite colors?
Brown, purple, anything earthy and pastel.

- Do you have any piercings?
No

- Do you have any tattoos?
I will start getting them in late summer sometime, hopefully. They will probably take a while to complete.

- Who was the last person you held hands with?
I don't remember

- Do you sleep with the TV on?
No, I hardly watch it ever, and never when I want to sleep

- Do you like your life right now?
Yes!

- How do you feel about 'love'?
I love it.

- What is your favorite animal?
Lobster

- Do you have good vision?
20X20

- Can you hula hoop?
Yeah

- Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I haven't yet, don't plan on it.

- Do you have a job?
I MAEK POT

- What are you wearing?
Boxers.. uh.. they're black

- What does your hair look like?
Uh, like this: [link]

- Ever climbed out a window?
Yeah

- Can you handle the truth?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

- What was the most recent thing you bought?
A red crab

- How often do you talk on the phone?
Hardly ever

- What's the longest you talked to someone on the phone?
An hour maybe?

- Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?
Yes

- Are you sarcastic?
Obnoxiously

- Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes, oh god.. In high school, one asshole drove around the parking lot after school let out and insulted people with his friends. One day he drives up to me and just says "Hey faggot" and I get up in the window and point at the other guy riding shotgun and say "Hey do me a favor" and he's a bit stunned and says "what?" and I tell him "when you've got your dick up this guy's ass later," I say, gesturing to the driver, "give his ass little swat" and as I say 'swat' I slap him across the face and run like hell.

- Do looks matter?
Yes.

- Do you use chapstick?
Never.

- Are you too forgiving?
No.

- Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Not that I'm aware of.

- Do you own a gun?
Yes, a revolver.

- Where are you located?
My apartment bedroom.

- Have you ever been in a castle?
No, sadly.

- Do you like your hair?
Yes

- Do you like yourself?
I'D FUCK ME

- When was the last time you talked on AIM?
A few hours ago

- Random statement.
/kisskisskisskisskiss

- What are you doing today?
It's 11:39, I'm going to SLEEP.